LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is thick, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes terrible and smells like something died in there. linctus bonkers But hey, it might just cure your hiccups! One sip and you might see things a little d